“Chiquito Restaurant hates Italian, Spanish and Portuguese people” – DARK COMPOSER SPEAKS

A nice family meal at a Chiquito restaurant here in the UK means nice food, a good atmosphere and a ...
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Jaws (NES) – ALL LIVES LOST

Awesome, an NES game based on the classic Steven Spielberg movie Jaws? Well, no, not quite. Instead this game is ...
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New Free Patreon funded music “Off The Grid”

You can download and use this piece of music for free @ www.tonylongworth.com/freemusic This music can be used in any ...
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CJ60 #77: Deepthroating a Popsicle

Tawog the Risen Dead chapter 4-5: Seth is melting in the ridiculous Portland heat while Tony asks how he can ...
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Honest reviews of all the free PS4 Playstation Plus video games for August 2017

Here are my honest reviews of all the free PS4 PlayStation Plus video games for August 2017. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKSqTQ9ieiQ&list=PLmy9nt32DRA9ESPjTfUTXb9Q2MoY70P89 ...
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“I just can’t remember the Game of Thrones character names” – DARK COMPOSER SPEAKS

I'm 7 seasons into Game of Thrones and I still can't remember most of the bloody character names. George, you ...
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“Samwell Tarly from Game of Thrones is just a young George R. R. Martin and he’s going to save the day” – DARK COMPOSER SPEAKS

I'm convinced that Sam Tarly in Game of Thrones is George R.R. Martin. Yes, George has managed to write himself ...
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CJ60 #76: Butt Men With Big Guns

Tawog the Risen Dead chapter 1-3: There's talk of when 2 unconnected worlds collide (mainly NIN and the video game ...
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No Fox Given showreel

Filmmaker Chris Stone has featured my music in one of his latest showreel videos. The hilarious No Fox Given features ...
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The final cut of Six Pack Sam

Well I've just sat down and watched the finished Joe McReynolds movie and I'm totally blown away by everything about it ...
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Reviews of all the free PS4 Playstation Plus video games for July 2017

Here are my reviews of all the free PS4 PlayStation Plus video games for July 2017. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKSqTQ9ieiQ&list=PLmy9nt32DRA9ESPjTfUTXb9Q2MoY70P89 ...
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CJ60 #75 – I Crippled My Kids For Disneyworld

Wonder Woman by Joss Whedon pages 1-16: Tony's seriously considering renting out his family to creepy old guys who visit ...
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I’m a verified Spotify artist

I've just been verified on Spotify. Besides having that groovy little blue tick next to my name now, anyone following ...
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Master of the Lamps (Atari 8-bit) – ALL LIVES LOST

The king is dead and a group of mischievous genies have escaped from their lamps and ransacked the palace so ...
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Use my music in your video game projects

My entire music catalogue is being rolled out on the Unity Asset Store so if you're looking for dark, weird and wonderful ...
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CJ60 #74 – Never Scrape Your Tongue

Sonic & Gumball: Back In Time chapter 1 & 2 / Sonic & Gumball: A Nightmare on Elmore Street: This ...
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New Free Patreon funded music “The Sweat House” & “The Void Behind My Eyes”

You can download and use these pieces of music for free @ www.tonylongworth.com/freemusic This music can be used in any ...
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Expansion Drive podcast shoutout

I wrote the theme for this cool podcast and I've got to say, I'm a complete and utter fan of ...
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CJ60 #73 – Tickle Me Anti-Semitic Elmo

Sonic & Gumball: Cowboys chapter 1 & 2: The guys ponder what they'd wish for if, like Elmo in Elmo ...
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THE ONLY COMEDY PODCAST ON THE INTERNET has moved #CJ60

Hey, hey,hey, hey, so the Coffee Jelly Hour has moved from Moonbase Mixcloud to Moonbase iTunes (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-coffee-jelly-hour/id1236605121). We're also hanging ...
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Reviews of all the free PS4 Playstation Plus video games for June 2017

Here are my reviews of all the free PS4 PlayStation Plus video games for June 2017. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKSqTQ9ieiQ&list=PLmy9nt32DRA9ESPjTfUTXb9Q2MoY70P89 ...
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New Free Patreon funded music “Beyond the Light” & “Turn of the Screw”

You can download and use these pieces of music for free @ www.tonylongworth.com/freemusic This music can be used in any ...
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Tempest 2000 (Atari Jaguar) – ALL LIVES LOST

Tony plays one of his all time favourite video games on one of his all time favourite games consoles - ...
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The Coffee Jelly Hour podcast is now on iTunes

Yes, the only comedy podcast on the internet has finally made it onto iTunes. Go get your caffeine fix here: ...
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